Get Your Website Roasted

No sugarcoating. No fluff. Just a brutally honest SEO review of your site in seconds. Can your website handle the heat?

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How It Works

Enter Your URL

Drop your website URL and hit the roast button. That's it.

We Analyze Everything

14 SEO checks run instantly: speed, meta tags, headings, images, schema, and more.

Get Brutally Roasted

Honest, sarcastic feedback on what's broken. No fluff. Just the truth.

14 Things We Roast

Every check matters. We don't skip anything.

Page Speed Title Tag Meta Description Headings (H1-H3) Image Alt Text Mobile Viewport HTTPS / SSL Open Graph Tags Schema Markup Content Length Internal Links Favicon Canonical Tag Language Attribute

FAQ

Is this actually free?

100% free. No signup, no credit card, no email required. Just enter your URL and get roasted.

How is this different from your SEO Audit tool?

The Roast is a quick, fun overview with 14 instant checks. Our full SEO Audit goes much deeper with 50+ checks, page speed analysis, local SEO, Google Business Profile analysis, and delivers a detailed PDF report.

Will you roast my competitor's site?

Absolutely. Enter any URL. Roast your own site, roast your competitor's, roast your client's. We don't judge (but we will roast).

Is the feedback actually useful?

Behind the sarcasm, every roast line is based on real SEO best practices. The checks cover everything Google cares about. Fix what we flag, and your SEO will genuinely improve.

Can I share my results?

Yes! Share your roast on X (Twitter), LinkedIn, or copy the results as text. Great for bragging (or shaming).